Mourinho and Kane to Utd ?

We could do with an understudy to Eriksaan.

 

So you have Ozil :

1. is off to Spain this summer on holiday as he is fed up of arsenal not challenging for the title.

2. after navel-gazing on said holiday, decides to leave the Goons.

3. goes to Man Utd, because they have exciting young talent like Rashford emerging
and possibly Jose as new manager, and bigger wages.

 

Harry Kane : N ( > 1) season wonder.

 

Mathematcially, that is correct.

Pixie, however, was far too dense to come up with anything like that.