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That goal and that assist from Stewart was top class, would he do a job on the bench for us?

We don't have many options out wide so wouldn't mind seeing him on our bench.
 
That goal and that assist from Stewart was top class, would he do a job on the bench for us?

We don't have many options out wide so wouldn't mind seeing him on our bench.
I mentioned this a few weeks a go. He is the sort of player we are missing. Someone who is direct and has pace down the wing. We could do with him back or signing someone of similar ilk, but they aren't cheap. Tom Ince is an example of a Cammy type, but better.
 
ffs. The wind blew my sky dish out of alignment. It's caused carnage here. We're reduced to watching actual peasants tele (freeview) until next Thursday when some arsehole with a big ladder will come round to fix it, between 8 and 5 (don't even get me started on that). I totally forgot this was on cos we didn't play, and ended up watching Johnathon Ross. The Coxmeister was on, making asteroids and almost killing Wossy, which was brilliant as you'd expect from the great man.

I was disappointed that the recently come out gay diver wasn't Ashley Young though.
 
ffs. The wind blew my sky dish out of alignment. It's caused carnage here. We're reduced to watching actual peasants tele (freeview) until next Thursday when some arsehole with a big ladder will come round to fix it, between 8 and 5 (don't even get me started on that). I totally forgot this was on cos we didn't play, and ended up watching Johnathon Ross. The Coxmeister was on, making asteroids and almost killing Wossy, which was brilliant as you'd expect from the great man.

I was disappointed that the recently come out gay diver wasn't Ashley Young though.

Dont be a ****ing wuss. Take your lead from Rod Hull. Get up there be a man you southern metrosexual.
 
I mentioned this a few weeks a go. He is the sort of player we are missing. Someone who is direct and has pace down the wing. We could do with him back or signing someone of similar ilk, but they aren't cheap. Tom Ince is an example of a Cammy type, but better.

I would love Tom Ince but i am sure Cardiff bid something like 8M for him which is to much in my eyes for someone who has never played in the Premier League. I just think we might as well give Cammy a chance on the bench we have no real out and out wingers on the bench so he can't hurt.
 
Dont be a ****ing wuss. Take your lead from Rod Hull. Get up there be a man you southern metrosexual.

Gimme a break ffs. Its above the East Wing Tower, on a pole. I mused over tie wrapping my 2 ladders together for the height but the missus said that'd be a stupid idea even by my standards. I did contemplate using my drain plungers to try and just nudge but realised they're bendy and I'd probably just up twatting someone on the head over the road with the metal screwy bit that smells of ****.

Im not quite sunk to the APM level of DIY incompetence, and tbh, the Sky fella costs nowt, so Im prepared to live like the common people for a week. Will make me more worldly and able to empasise with the scrounging fookers.
 
I would love Tom Ince but i am sure Cardiff bid something like 8M for him which is to much in my eyes for someone who has never played in the Premier League. I just think we might as well give Cammy a chance on the bench we have no real out and out wingers on the bench so he can't hurt.
He is out of contract in the summer, so he won't cost £8m in January. I don't think we'll get him either, but he is the type of player we could do with down the right.