The pundits will all be in awe of Rooney's goal against Palace and unanimously agree that he's England's best striker
I'll be determined to stay awake to watch,then as soon as the classic da da da da da da da starts, i'll crash on the couch and she'll wake me up around 1am saying get to bed you bell then it'll be a **** sunday and back to work on monday to meet up with all the people youd' least like to see and then we'll do it all again.......
Made it up. When I've got the bit between my teeth, I'm hot to trot. I can come up with stuff like this at a canter.
Funny, I was just about to mention food. The camera will point at something non football related in the stadium, for example, a fat bloke eating a pie. Why? Just because they can.
They'll emphasise the huge amount of space a player has by superimposing those diagonally cross hatched squares on the screen. As soon as the player touches the ball the square will close to a mere dot within quarter of a second as he is closed down by enemy defenders. The pundits will still tut and say it's poor play that wouldn't happen in their day.
Basil Fawlty: I mean, what is the point of something like that? Polly: No point. Basil: No POINT? Polly: What's the point in being alive? Basil: Beats me. We're stuck with it, I suppose.
