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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by MackemsRule, Sep 1, 2011.

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  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    My foreplay with Kirsty.............


    "Brace ya self pet!"
     
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    MackemsRule, Sep 1, 2011
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    Hell don't give her a warning, her face'll make a hell of an avatar pic.

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  3. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    My foreplay with Kirsty would involve a slap in the teeth with my helmet, and nowt else.
     
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  4. vauxsamson

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    Are you a copper or do you mean your purple helmet?
     
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    vauxsamson, Sep 1, 2011
  5. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    The love trombone mate, chopper, tallywhacker, worm, pink flute....
     
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  6. vauxsamson

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    worm? :emoticon-0112-wonde

    My sympathies mate, must be terrible to have a small dick.

    :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    vauxsamson, Sep 1, 2011
  7. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Lets not forget Claire Tomlinson, not the youngest but my money's on her being the best shag. <ok>
     
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  8. Nads

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    You clearly haven't seen Tremors my good man ;)
     
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  9. MackemsRule

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    Nowt wrong with having a small dick.............................











    erm! SO my mate tells me. :p
     
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  10. vauxsamson

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    good answer mate, I bow to your graboid (not literally of course, cos that ****er would make even the fattest mag slag's eyes water)
     
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    Has anyone else noticed how fat Hayley's arms are?? don't get me wrong she would get it, but I just can't look past it every time she is on?
     
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    Nads Well-Known Member

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    You wouldn't see her arms if you bent her over summat.

    Problem solved.
     
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  13. vauxsamson

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    To be honest it was millie clode for me every time, if she wasn't on SSN on a morning went to BBC to see if that susanna reid bird was on, she's get it as well. (sad I know)
     
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  14. MackemsRule

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    She has arms???????????
     
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    Wow, you can play trombone and flute, And fly a chopper, you talented sod
     
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  16. MackemsRule

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    Oi! You're too young and innocent for this thread. <ok>
     
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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    ONE FOR YOU JERSEY


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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 2, 2011
  18. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    My mates ex became a Nun, he still doesn't see the irony in it, when we laugh when he mentions it. hahaha
     
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