Most Common Name

I've got a "****" and a "Don't Answer" and have no idea who they are.

In fact, I've got over 1000 contacts in my phone and no idea who most of them are.

 

I've never met a Sebastian. Few french mates called Sebastien though.

You must know lots of Sebastians from your after-cricket parties?

 

I wondered why you never answered my calls

 

I've got a "some mad tart"

 

I have a:

"Ching"

I dont know the ****s real name!

There is also a "weesacks" - think that's trev and his incredibly tight scrotum.

 

I've got a Celtic player in mine. Who wants it?

 

Alan Brazil?

 

Anyone with a z or a q?

 

I've got 34 Stevie/Stephen/Steven variants.

 

Ziggy. A bigger prick you'd struggle to find.

 

yip

 

NHS 24

 

I've got a Zulu

Top bloke fae brum

 

I

I have a Quentin and a Zachary

 

And a Quinny

 

I have Zachary Quinto

 

I seem to be down one Alan and one David.

 

Ave goat a film star... well a film actor.

 

I've got the SPFL player of the months.