There are two people who really annoy me - Ben Fry of Yorkshire Radio, pitch side crowd entertainer and official Ken Bates bum wiper....and that horrible little runt and ever so arrogant (why?) Hammers fan The Moose on Talk Sport. Yes, I know Adrian Durham is up there, but at least his excuse is that he is simply a really thick tw*t who makes ridiculous statements to provoke phone calls to his otherwise boring "show". So, Fry or Moose? I can't separate the two.