I have two annoying things one is where i sit and a bloke shouts "keep it tight" every time the opposition attack (like they are not trying to) the other is two 20ish lads who commentate the whole game between theirselves and repeatedly say how **** snodgrass is playing - a pair of norfolk numpties
Oppo Goalie prepares to take a goal kick and the classic chant "Whoooooooooaaaaaaahhhh BULSHITTERRRRRRR!" rings in his ears!
Yes, that really annoys me, or 'get it out!' What do you think they're trying to do? Score an own goal. Oddly the guy I mentioned earlier also shouts 'get it out' JUST as the ball is being kicked. As above, what the heck do you think they're going to do? No one knows what's going to happen to the ball as its being kicked - whether it is going out of play, the ball has gone straight to a defender, or whether the 'keeper is going to catch it. Really winds me up!
As it's your birthday! "The Referee's a ****ER...!" or "You Don't Know What You're Doing!" and my absolute favourite "DURSO! Your A C*NT! DURSO! DURSO! Your A C*NT!"
A guy sits behind me and constantly says" he's going to loose it, he's going to loose it," everytime one of our players have more than 2 touches of the ball. My other pet hate is when the crowd call for offside from a goal kick. I have lost count the number of times I shout "You can't be off side from a f*****g goal kick", but still they don't get it.
There's a man a couple of rows in front of me who fairly often, when a Norwich player is fouled, stands up and makes a motion with his arm as if he's booking a player. Sometimes they are bookable offences but there are also plenty that are a foul and that's it.
I like watching these people. The impotent rage gets me every time. COME ON NORWICH! WING IT! WING IT! PLAY IT INSIDE! BOOT IT! CONTROOOL! TAKE HIM OFF HOOTON! OH HE'S SCORED!
I actually say stand him up quite a lot, I don't shout it, just repeat it normally three times. I don't really know why haha.
If Norwich are shooting my way in the Second half and they're losing I will often get on my feet at a corner and shout 'Come on Norwich!' Not because I'm a twat (I hope), just to get a few more fans riled up and make some more noise in our library of a stand. I like to think it works to some extent too... The thing I hate hearing in stands is, when talking about the ref, "should have gone to specsavers". It was funny the first time I heard it, about 10 years ago, but it still gets said regularly!
Another guy who sits near me continually gets players names wrong. e.g. Karamara? Tottly? Barnett (for Bennett), Parkington? Really pisses me off.
Someone in front of me continually confuses players with each other. This means that, if, say, Snodgrass makes a mistake, he'll say 'Martin's been crap today'! What?!? He also still calls Hughton 'Houghton'...
