Morning Everyone

I`m getting a packet of Tiger Woods condoms

 

I'll see what I can do but deleted photos from my phone. Had a picture of one of her tits just because I couldn't believe what I was seeing, or what I wasn't seeing to be more precise. I would get her to send me a photo but she'll think it's game on. I guess I could shag her up at my other flat and be safe from her knowing where I live. The things I would do for this forum......

 

Take one for the team, well done that man

 

Aye, well done ML. Taking one for the team.

 

ML - Taking one for the team. What a guy.

 

You are all deluded. ML will just take a picture of one of his hairy nipples and post it instead i bet

 

I'll take a picture right after I've blown my load and tell her I'm putting it on a forum to show some guys her weird nipples, then tell her to never talk to me again

I think it's safe to say if I done that then I might as well give up my job

 

**** it Muir, I'll probably still knock one out over it

 

currently enjoying day 2 of hangover from hell. ye know ur a loser when ur hungover for more than 24 hours. av had a 3 day 1 before. thing is av got vals to take them away but a canny take them at work. sufferin in silence here. time to talk to frank.

 

but you will be forever remembered as the guy who pumped the MD's strange nipple less daughter and posted the pictures on the internet. <livinglegend>

 

Cheers castleger....I think

She was a decent ride but the nips and the overly hairy **** just didn't work for me. If she had normal nipples and a tidy, well kept fanny then she'd be almost perfect (apart from being a mentalist.......and if she could give a decent bj)

 

Shag her, then break down and tell her you have "Commitment issues stemming from childhood abandonment fears" then tell her you think that "Now isn't the right for a relationship, due to the fact that you perform self-sabotage on every relationship you have" and then go on to say something about how you are working on this and would like to try again when you've got yourself sorted out. Works every time without fail.

 

I think we should have a 'Post a picture an of ex' day. That would be interesting

 

Its not his daughter, shes his niece but he phones her everyday and is more like a dad. I'm guessing he was her first

 

Would it work if I print that and read it to her verbatim?

 

got any pictures of the nephew you shagged

 

or you could minipulate her emotionally and hook her out to your mates

everyone needs to make a living

 

stick it up her arse when shes not expecting it a couple of times. if she doesnt get pissed off enough to leave you alone then at least you have got a bit of back door action

 

I'm surprised I haven't been ripped more often for saying that