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Morecambe v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 12, 2013.

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  1. Santiago Munez

    Santiago Munez Well-Known Member

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    Same could be asked of Debuchy. Promising French international. Now a soft bag of turd
     
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    Santiago Munez, Aug 28, 2013
  2. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Indeed. He seems to specialize in ruining players.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Aug 28, 2013
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Pards would play Messi at ****ing LB
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 28, 2013
  4. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Certainly seems that way.
     
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  5. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    For ****s sake!!!

    Missing simple ****ing chances! Pathetic!!
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Aug 28, 2013
  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Whoooosh! Almost!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 28, 2013

  7. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    We're going to lose this aren't we?
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Aug 28, 2013
  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    No we are not!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 28, 2013
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Getting more and more impressed with Good and Dummett
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 28, 2013
  10. Lieutenant

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    My analysis

    Mapou Yanga Mbiwa vs Morecambe = Jean Alain Boumsong vs Yeading

    Mathieu Debuchy is the fourth Stooge

    Shola and Sammy are The Chuckle Brothers

    Sylvain Marveaux has the same level of tenacity as a Tortoise

    Yohan Gouffran makes Stephane Guivarch look like Yohan Cruyff

    Dan Gosling moves like a wardrobe
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I've just got in to this wonderful scoreline and Shola missing a virtual open-goal...

    My favourite things so far are from the commentators;
    "you really need to close these PREMIER LEAGUE FOOTBALLERS down before they shoot from 25 yards"... Is that a joke?!

    "goes towards Ameobi... of the Shola variety" <laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Aug 28, 2013
  12. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Don't bring Ben Arfa on please!!

    Last time we risked him we won but we lost him to injury for the rest of the ****ing season.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Aug 28, 2013
  13. Riviera

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    I know ............. can't spell or even construct a proper sentence.
     
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    Riviera, Aug 28, 2013
  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Gouf coming off
     
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  15. Santiago Munez

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    Christ Gouffran is ****e
     
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    Santiago Munez, Aug 28, 2013
  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    HBA has sum guns mind
     
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  17. Lieutenant

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    <laugh>

    That's what frustration does to you.
     
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    Lieutenant, Aug 28, 2013
  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I bet Fulham are s***ing themselves after watching this... You cockneys are in for a pasting!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Aug 28, 2013
  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    you can see their game plan, dirty twat
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 28, 2013
  20. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Sammy is pure arse
     
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