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Morecambe v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 12, 2013.

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  1. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    This game is a fat pile of ****
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Aug 28, 2013
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I do question Pards picking him to be honest, we know the lad is a little fanny. Type who could produce something I suppose.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 28, 2013
  3. pgakev

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    How the F**K can Pardew and Kinnear think we have a strong enough squad for this season??? Look at this crap we are being forced to watch!! Its a F**kin embarrassment!!! We are playing Morecambe, not a World Select 11!!! FFS!!!!! They look like the Premier League Team and we look like a Blue Square Team, made up of factory workers and barmen!!!!
     
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  4. Blue harvest

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    Did he say which cups? Perhaps it was those in the canteen? Coffee mornings?
     
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  5. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    While nothing was as bad as Gateshead vs. Luton from a couple of years back, I'd say that on the whole our team tonight is worse than a Skrill Premier outfit.
     
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  6. pgakev

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    Perhaps he was referring to the DD cups of the tart he rumoured to have been sh**ging!! That makes more fu**ing sense!!!!
     
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  7. Keith Fit

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    And the third of the season. Out of three. Yay for Pardew.
     
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    Keith Fit, Aug 28, 2013
  8. 2010 tops dog

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    We are a price a joke these days
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Stevie Wonder could pick a better ****ing team
     
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    :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  11. Keith Fit

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    Watching the other scores, I did see Weimann score, then Agbonlahor set up Benteke. So Aston Villa, at home, against inferior opposition, can put out a strong outfit. Why are we "experimenting"?
     
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  12. Darth Plagueis

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    Is there anyone in their side under 6ft 6? Move over Stoke City!
     
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  13. pgakev

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    You know what he will go in the dressing room and say... "well done lads, we kept them out. Lets see if we can hang on and get them back to St James""" What a F**king joke we are!!!!!
     
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  14. whack&blite

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    Villa don't have a game this weekend. Might as well give them a run out tonight.
     
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  15. Keith Fit

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    Mate, it all ends tonight. ET then Pens. Didn't you see the scores last night?!
     
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  16. Keith Fit

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    My bad, thanks.
     
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  17. pgakev

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    If I was a millionaire rockstar toon fan, watching the game in my VIP Hotel suite I would have chucked evry piece of furniture out of my 25th floor room into the poll below, and called my heroin dealer and asked him to drop off a fatal wrap of killer smack so I cud ****in end it right here and now!!!!!!
     
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  18. whack&blite

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    Gosling looks like the only one who's up for it tonight. May only be to get a move, but at least he's showing a bit of gumption. Bigi's been alright, but seems to have been mirroring his game on Cheick - dithering on the ball a bit much. The rest seem like such a rag-tag outfit. Do they even train together? They appear to be 11 guys thrown out on the pitch and told to "do a job". The Graeme Souness school of tactics seems to be in full effect tonight.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    50 shades of gash
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Just a pity we have a a ****e manager with ****e tactics
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 28, 2013
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