ooh, I like these doomsday scenario fantasy games......so we have Terry and Barton and are managed by Harold.....easy one, I support Chelsea, as my main reason for disliking them has gone! Do I win? Here's another parallel universe one....accidental DNA testing (from toilet seats, in a joint investigation by the Sun and the BBC) has shown that TF is actually the bastard offspring of Delia Smith! The family is reunited and to mark their new found happiness they decide to merge Norwich City and QPR to form NPC, to be relocated to 'officially' the world's best stadium located in Hitchin. Their objective is 'domination of the football world for 1,000 years, whatever the cost' and they install Guardiola as manager with Mourinho as head coach, promptly signing Messi, Ronaldo and Bale. Question - which one do you kill first, Delia or Tony?
