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  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Aldo went viral ages ago (if herpes counts)
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I've been offered a gig on the discovery channel Mo!

    <cheers>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah goat telt.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You have to pour it out of the bottle.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It's like runny knob cheese
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Nothing much to report today troops, but I have a funny feeling tomorrow could be a ****ing cracker.
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Today I'm going to dust off my Subbuteo set and teach my daughter how to play it.

    I've already written to the FA to suggest that all remaining fixtures be played out in Subbuteo form. Sky and BT Sport could televise the matches, and all the unpaid players' wages could be donated to charity. I'd happily represent Charlton, as my superior fingering skills would surely see us pull away from the relegation zone.
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  11. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I have to deal with this level of stupidity every day, bear in mind this dumb ****er is considered an astrophysicist in fostersfourexland...Which probably means he can tell the moon from the sun on a good day here without using his fingers to count if it's night or day.

    ****, I hate Australians.
    Stupid ****s.
     
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  15. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    **** off back home then
     
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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Can't, I'm like the guy in Idiocracy
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    German finance minister commited suicide because of Covid19 ****ing the economy?
     
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  18. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    Honourable
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    <laugh> you sick ****
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Great news, guise. I ordered a new battery for my phone yesterday and it just arrived. Bad news is, I think the problem with my phone is the connection socket thingy in my phone.
     
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