Monkey news!!

Unless you are a Mackem

 

They'll try to forget it but wont be able to.

 

This is what I've been saying! If we carry on down this crazy political correctness path we are on at the moment, then these kind of things will become reality..

 

Touche sir. Subtle

 

Don't mention it Syd.

 

I still think we're all biologically and evolutionary enabled to be racist. Now, I'm not saying I support racism, but my penis is incredibly racist. Don't get me wrong, I think there are pretty Asian women, Black women etc, but drawing up a list whilst bored at work the other day, I came to the conclusion that I logically would naturally prefer a white partner. It would in fact be the 16th preferable/desirable trait (as in there are 15 traits above it which trump it in consideration, but if there were a case where two women of equal appropriateness made advances towards me, and one was white and the other was another race, I'd most likely pick the white person) amongst the criteria for sexual attraction. You realise how shallow you are when you do it, let me tell you, but discussing it with colleagues who instantly gasp with horror, when you reason it out, you want a sexy person as a partner, otherwise they'd just be your friend. Nobody wants someone who's caring above someone looking like Brad Pitt, unless that person is blind and limbless.

Now, I think we should discuss whether penis-racism pertains only to JPF's, or whether Obis, ABs, DGs, ACS' etc etc are penis racists too...

 

Where does DT fit into all this?

 

Heard a joke about a few guys playing pontoon and the dealer had 21 and said he'd pay blackjacks only ....................... I don't think you want to know the rest though.

 

Do your 15 traits above choosing between which woman you'd go for, involve deciding between men and varying forms of farm animal?

 

Animal Farm?