money saving tips

It's because of tight-arses like you lot that the economy's ****ed.

 

No, it's because of arseholes spending money that they don't have that the economy is ****ed.

 

Get a job in Oil

 

Try mixing mint toothpaste into blu-tack as a cheap alternative to chewing gum.

Instead of paying for sex with prostitutes buy a porn mag and **** over it instead.

Rather than laying your prayer mat out and facing Mecca try aiming towards another compass point and see if your prayers are answered by another deity. Have a go at facing North and see if Thor answers your prayers.

 

Rape may also work here

 

I gave edge's wife my bank card

I need help on how to save aswell

to be fair I'm using the extra £500 I won from Alea for spending just now so the bank card wont be out for a while, infact it wont be out til next payday so my advise is to just go nuts because you never lose at gambling

and I'm owed £650 from mates. sorted

 

thank you Mr. H ( now tell me, in all honesty, that my suggestion hasn't interested you. )
thank you Edge. - you obviously have money left at the end of your pay period - not the reverse.

 

heres a money saving tip if you are a rice fan

Instead of buying the normal basmati rice which is more than a £1 a kilo

buy broken basmati which works out at 50p a kilo

same thing in terms of taste and cooking. I get the 20kilo for £9.99 from an asian store. Laila Basmati is the best. Better than Tilda/vetee etc