Cris looks like he will be the top and Iain the bottom. He's already physically dominant in that pic. It also says Paddy gay rapists on tour in Japanese on his shirt
I can't get the image out of my head of Mon hanging out the back of Patience who is looking over her shoulder demanding that when he has finished he needs to go and empty her poo-poo bucket. Fair play to Ciaran, goes to show not all women go for good looks and charm.