As starter of this thread, I did come on here initially to close this thread (as i thought it had run its course, and Chrissy and AHLL have dished out the punishment - but also not sure if you can close a thread?) - but now its getting quite entertaining , so i think i'll keep it open!!
NutNut, I presume you have two hats. One filled with nouns and one filled with amusing verbs. You then dip your hand in and pick out random combinations with which to regale us. I have some for your delectation - Muffin-Dodger Cheese-Strangler Biscuit-Fondler Bean-bag Sniffer Lampshade-Criminal Any good?