Modern Men

Look at fatso bragging he showers every day

 

Well, I have to ... it's not easy washing the folds



ANyway, if you dont shower everyday, yer a manky ****!

 

I do shower every day. I just didny feel the need to brag about it

 

To a certain extent i do.. not overly though as its ****ing itchy. I have particularly hairy legs which kinds joins up with the bush so there would still be hair protruding from said speedo's.

My mrs asked me if she can wax my back before we go on holiday.. I let her do it last year an it ****ing killed. so am not bothering this year. She will have to be ambarrased walking round with chewbacca.

 

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I only said that as I only mousturize after a shower!

On the odd day I dont shower i.e when I'm not leaving the house, I tend to just wash my face, pits, baws n arse (wi her sponge).

 

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I didn't realise this place was full of closet homos before.

 

Seriously?

 

Just have to remember...always in that order.

 

Think the only full on gay in Beale.

I've never needed to moistuise. As being meditteranean looking I dont have dry skin. That said when i used to wet shave I tried just about every product going to stop shaving rash nothing worked.

 

shave
shower
deodorant
moisturiser everyday
aftershave or eau de toilette (weekends mainly)
hair wax

I'm high maintenance!

 

Am a bit lazy about shaving. I use a leccy one during the week and wet shave at the weekends.

 

Grow a beard.

real men have beards.

 

I use a stubble shaver down to 1mm. Never clean shave.

Have a sauna most mornings too and then steam room.

 

Mad ****in exposive vest wearing ****s have beards.

 

do you pluck your eyebrows and apply eye makeup?

 

Na theyre muslims.

Men are meant to have beards. If we werent we would be like women and have no facial hair.

 

Fuck you bum fluff!

 

I actually do pluch the wee faint fuzzy hairs you get on your cheeks, they annoy me