I think that would come under the list of favours I'm not happy with - unless you mean make him a sandwich, which although a bit tricky on an internet forum, is more acceptable.
Mayabe a sandwich would be a better strating block before jumping straight in at the deep end. Cheese and pickle cut into triangles
As long as you dont mod articles that clearly, succinctly, and correctly call Rooney a cheating diver, that will be fine