I don't tell anyone how many kids I have.
My hair is a mess.
I chat ****e with a stupid accent.
I make a violent twat of myself when I play football or Rugby.
Only a moron would trust me.
I defend my mates even when they test their eye sight by driving 30 miles with kids in the car.
Your welcome
Boris
Your hair is a mess ??
Well I know where my vote is going then

Please ignore it, everyone.
