Mockit, Glakit, Yaldy, Rerr

Didn't look at the site properly, it's ****ed

 

Tina you have the mind of some bird i was pumping for a while last year.

Pure filth no other way to describe it.

 

They're the best kind, up for anything

 

Why do you even bother? Go away you pointless little turd

 

Yeah go away.

 

http://www.boyzshop.com/individual-rosebud-urethral-sound_937.html?a=tigerdave

 

I've used a big knitting needle on an ex of mine for that purpose. **** paying 14 quid for it

 

I'm unique. Go **** yourself.

A bit like you? <2L Irn Bru up the ****ter boy>

 

**** sake some of the stuff on that site

 

It's ****ed, can't imagine using a suction cup on my balls

 

That jap eye coat hanger thing looked nice

 

Was going to invite you down for a kinky weekend in London at some point, that's put me right off

 

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Ecosse's a nice chap


And also, from the stuff i've seen on here, i am now an expert on watching anything gory at all, i have the biggest stomach out of all me mates, so for that, i thank all of you

 

I'm not allowed to leave the country, Toby. You'd need to do the travelling.

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Also, if you want to find the funniest GIFS, just go to 4chan, i actually find the stuff they post ****ing hilarious, chan4chan is worse for gore etc

 

http://www.boyzshop.com/ball-crusher-device_936.html

 

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http://www.boyzshop.com/the-deluxe-humbler_660.html

 

I don't like my baws being sucked full stop, just isn't my thing.

Plus tina your definitely i a ****ing league of your own i mean that bird i was shagging was pure filth but knitting needles doon the the japseye ****ing hell.