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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jan 18, 2019.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    You pissed up Windy?
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    I wish.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Recycle gate has taken a turn for the worse..


    She asked me if it was ok to save planet by sending off our unrecyclable plastic. I said yes but took great pleasure in pointing out that we already recycle and when she cleans her room she put everything including stuff that can be recycled straight in the black bin..
    I also said that as soon as the things she proposes to drive to a place in Evesham to deposit said plastic in evesham stops I will stop doing said exercise.

    She didn’t take this well. Then went into a rant as to why we never invite her to the pub.. the response was because you’re a dick as evidenced right now.

    I’ve eaten in silence tonight.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> Stroppy bitch.
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ain't she got a fella you can kick her out with?
     
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  6. Sweats

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    No she keeps getting dumped as she is a dick. No sane bloke wants to deal with it.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sounds like Kevin and Perry.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You might be in trouble then mate unless you just wanna be harsh about it.
     
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  9. Toby

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    @pheehdeee
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Banned.
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Is he, why?
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Calling someone a nonce I think.
     
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  13. Sweats

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    She is meant to be going travelling in August. I will change the locks after that.
     
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  14. gooner4ever

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    That maybe true, I just think of you as too laid back to go there, and you get your exercise from shagging lol
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’d have a go. Not sure the missus would be ok with it though.
     
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  16. Edelman

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    I've never had any of that **** and I've got 2 girls and 1 lad
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Monday morning, this right now it's the very pinnacle of a pile of ****. No way around it. A whole week of work ahead of us all and all the wonderful work colleagues, customers and people in charge that are there to make it such a wonderful experience.

    Coffee will help.
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    It is “Blue Monday” which will be mentioned by every **** in my office although I like 90% of them unlike other places I’ve worked.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    What's Blue Monday?
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    It’s the most depressing day of the year or something. Everyone has given up their resolutions. Everyone is skint. It’s cold and dark etc.

    It’s a thing. Probably designed by menopausal women.
     
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