ML11s thoughts on the pope

u should have showed her yer cock at the 5 o c(l)ock position!

 

nah that **** doesn't even know what agnostic means.

 

As I said, my flat is the top floor. She wouldn't have been able to see what I was doing

 

Wee dick ...

 

you should've just shouted "i'm touching my penis!"

 

Could have done a lot of things, but was too tired to think. I probably would have been nursing a morning glory as well. She would have loved to have seen that

 

If she had seen that, what she asked you would have been slightly different, it would have been......

"excuse me Son, can you go and wake your mummy and ask her the time"