Who cares as long as he makes sure that there's no leaks in the pneumatic feed. As for the keelhauling, you always have to have an ultimate deterrent. I've put crew ashore but you're not allowed to horsewhip them anymore so the cat o' nine tails is out, you have to stop the boat for the plank, so keelhauling sounds about right.
Good, they'll have fixed by the time he scores his next league goal. Then they'll be only a game or so behind reality!
Hi mate! Welcome to the site - any queries give us a shout. The BBC missing Suarez off is due to their incompetence. Not so sure about the rest. Isn't flavour of the month - but he is quality and they should recognise that.
Everyone else's was up to date from that weekend, and when opening the whole thing up he wasn't sitting on 2 either.