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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Jul 22, 2014.

  1. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Haircut 100?
     
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  2. RobSpur

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    Anyone remember that song where the guy dissed his ex, and then someone purporting to be his ex did one back changing the lyrics ?

    I reckon that could work in the middle east. Bring a bit of humour into it. # Thinking outside the box.

    This one :

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B1K0pUSSFUo
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Didn't the Israelis claim that Hamas were firing that amount?

    The IDF claims Hamas have fired over 15,200 since 2001 and I quote: "Since Israel withdrew from the Gaza Strip in 2005, terrorists have fired more than 11,000 rockets into Israel. Over 5 million Israelis are currently living under threat of rocket attacks."
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Woke up this moring looking for bread sir, ooooo eeeeeeeeh, the Israelites.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Genuinely the worst karaoke choice I ever made - in the Horseshoe anaw.
     
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  6. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    People should refrain from firing rockets. <ok>
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    You boooombed me
    When i was on the phoone
    I couldnt hear a thing
    Cos of your bombs f**ing din
    Now my ears are so bad
    I cant even hear the phone...ring

    All of your bombing
    It dont mean s**t now
    Do you really really want such a row ?
    All you are doings making my bitterness grow
    Im going to make you eat a piggies' big toe

    ...
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The majority if Ireland is independent due to such tactics and in the North nothing can be done without the say so of the IRA.

    Sure wasn't Israel created by throwing bombs at the Brits?
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You're a loonytoon Ciaran .

    You had forty years of bombing the **** out of Northern Ireland that amounted to the square root of **** all . The PIRA give up their arms and disband and ten years or so later you are closer to an united Ireland than you have ever been .

    Nae wonder the rest of the world thinks the Irish are thick
     
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  11. Deleted 1

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    Your house must be a scream on Guy Fawkes "sorry chaps - sparklers and Catherine Wheels only if you don't mind"
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aldo, all of Ireland was once under British rule. Why is that not the case anymore?

    Also answer my question about the creation of Israel.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wit ! Nane of they fountainy things that always leave you feeling cheated ?
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    People in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones<ok>
     
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    If they'd told me that before i started working there I'd never have been sacked from Kew Gardens.
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Are really trying to equate the middle East to Eire ? Do you honestly think Hamas throwing rockets into Israel will see the settlements ripped out and a Palastinian state brought to fruition ?

    The reason the whole of Ireland isn't Irish is Britain decided the paddies could have the bogland and we would keep the good bits .

    The UN created Israel mate . The British pulled out because eveey **** was throwing bombs at them not just the jews.

    Now you answer my point . What did forty years of killing each other get you Irish . Apart from loads of new graveyards that is .
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    I only hope you're not serious
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Why ?
     
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  19. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Someone should tell the Irish Republic that

    Doh
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Ok you explain it to me,so what were the good bits that you kept?
     
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