Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Dear Mr Skinner

Could I please but @The Ginger Assassin and @Matth_2014 in Room 101 please?

No respectable hotel will have them and they desperately need a room in which to consummate that love that can't be spoken.

For and on behalf of the Not606 Football Forum including the strangely plump lad in the wizard's robes.
***Public Statement***
No homo posts till after the game.
Promise.