Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Apart from the fact that what you tell me then has you scrambling to buy medals off the internet, buying copies of the Irish daily mirror, making up stories about having a beer with Martin Jol, phoning the old bill or blowing your top and writing 'I'm leaving' threads

 

Changed my avatar. I'm pleased to know I got under their skins although I really think Custard should have a temporary ban. He was supposed to meet for a straightener this morning but didn't show up. He's embarrassed us all and made the forum look weak.

 

Maybe he thought you meant a back straightener?

 

Anybody seen our champagne quaffing Columbian schoolboy fancier?
@Hoddle Is A God

 

Pixie's done a runner!


Arsenal were utter ****e today! We got a point against the team that humiliated Chelsea, so I'll take that.

But 'Pool... if they had sored 8 against Wenger's band of "can't be arsed" merchants, it would not have been flattering.

 

He was posting during the match you cabbage.

 

Arsenal lose and HIAG still manages to make a complete **** of himself

 

The Hiag Standard

 

And we got three points against the team that got a humiliating draw with Burnley.

 

You forgot to mention that you scraped a lucky win against us after the 'humiliating' Burnley had stuck 3 past you and humiliated you on you own ground.

 

Lucky win? Were you watching a different game! We restricted you to huffing and puffing around our box where you made the same mistake against Burnley. Let me tell you this again old fruit having the lions share of possession and shed loads of corners amounts to nothing.

Your shots to goals conversion rate is liken to a team struggling for relegation. We had 45 minutes of madness against Burnley but learned from the experience. You've now played two games in a similar fashion and learned nothing.

 

It was a lucky win. We gifted you the winner..

We created numerous chances, but didn't take them against Burnley..

 

The mighty Burnley... I had them nailed on for the drop this season. Good luck to them. Much rather see a team that tries to win games like they do, than mighty Leicester who were still EPL Champions only 4 months ago yet they turned up with a big blue bus on Saturday.

 

Small club mentality: making excuses again

 

And just how did you do that? Of course nothing to do with the way we roped a dope and hit you on the break eh.

 

You know.

Lloris should have saved Ramos' shot quite comfortably.

You scored one goal from an unstoppable free kick. The other we gifted you..

 

Someone please explain to Libby how this works ffs!

 

Calm down, Pix.

This is just ****s & giggles for me, mate.

 

Ramos? Have you been on the thinners again?

 

Totally believable.