Think you're mistaken me for the dildo player and self confessed player of the pink oboe.
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Think you're mistaken me for the dildo player and self confessed player of the pink oboe.
Dear Dierdre,
I have recently been stalked over t'interweb by a weird creature posing as a chavbus fan. He keeps appearing and disappearing like some demented ferret in the trouser leg of his sad existence. For months on end he may not show himself, although I sense he's there like some dirty peeping tom - waiting, watching, reading everything I post. Only when he gets a stiffy as a result of his team winning, he reappears calling out my name in the darkness like some flasher exposing himself, trying to scare me, but like most flashers, isn't quite equipped to do so, and I end up pointing and chuckling at him.
Please help, Dierdre... not me, but him. Is there anything that can be done for this sad creature? I've tried to help him by offering my pearls of wisdom and hoping he'd finally have the courage to admit he's far more interested in other clubs than chavbus, but he can't seem to come to terms with it
I have recently been stalked over t'interweb by a weird creature posing as a chavbus fan. He keeps appearing and disappearing like some demented ferret in the trouser leg of his sad existence. For months on end he may not show himself, although I sense he's there like some dirty peeping tom - waiting, watching, reading everything I post. Only when he gets a stiffy as a result of his team winning, he reappears calling out my name in the darkness like some flasher exposing himself, trying to scare me, but like most flashers, isn't quite equipped to do so, and I end up pointing and chuckling at him.
Please help, Dierdre... not me, but him. Is there anything that can be done for this sad creature? I've tried to help him by offering my pearls of wisdom and hoping he'd finally have the courage to admit he's far more interested in other clubs than chavbus, but he can't seem to come to terms with it
No HIAG the person I'm referring to knows who he is. I don't even need to tag him, that's how sad the situation is for him. I'm willing to bet he's read it already
Read what?
Yes they did. Then they made a sequel with T at the front, about Leicester City Football Club
@Treble Skiddy is going to be furious that you have mocked him so cruelly in front of those whose ring-pieces he has been licking.
He's not talking about Ginge you Gimp. He's talking about your mate that you formed an 'allegiance' with when you thought you could wum Arsenal posing as a Chav fan.
You really are forcing me to keep your wum **** thread going aren't you ?
Yes they did. Then they made a sequel with T at the front, about Leicester City Football Club
Tif? ... sanatogen enema overload argain?
He's not talking about Ginge you Gimp. He's talking about your mate that you formed an 'allegiance' with when you thought you could wum Arsenal posing as a Chav fan.
You really are forcing me to keep your wum **** thread going aren't you ?
I had forgotten about that allegiance. It's the biggest error of judgement since Mussolini said "Ah that Adolf looks like a nice bloke. I think I'll join him, he can't possibly lose."
HIAG knew he couldn't wum Arsenal as a Spud so he formed an allegiance with Chelsea instead. Right before they crashed and burned and had one of their worst seasons ever.
HIAG, backing losers. Where is @CFC: Champions of FFP anyway ?
He's been on the United board for much of this season.HIAG knew he couldn't wum Arsenal as a Spud so he formed an allegiance with Chelsea instead. Right before they crashed and burned and had one of their worst seasons ever.
HIAG, backing losers. Where is @CFC: Champions of FFP anyway ?
He vanished around 9.30pm last night though. Perhaps he's still being detained by the Stratford constabulary.
HIAG knew he couldn't wum Arsenal as a Spud so he formed an allegiance with Chelsea instead. Right before they crashed and burned and had one of their worst seasons ever.
HIAG, backing losers. Where is @CFC: Champions of FFP anyway ?
Crying in a corner somewhere. Have a feeling he was burning his John Terry duvet in the back garden late last night.
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Hoddle is a god
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Hm.
That sounds great, Pix, except that you know it's complete bollocks. Apart from that, well done, mate.
I was supportive of Bodi (who supports Chelsea), mainly because he took on the pointless task of modding a ghost board (after Skiddy and that bell-end, Robbie, destroyed it), but also because he continually sees through your bullshit. I still have one of his famous rippings in my signature, no doubt, much to your annoyance and fury.
As regards CFC, there was a time, during the first part of last season, when I had fun supporting his various wums against you, Pixie, but as time passed by his efforts became more and more tragic, in line with Chelsea's spiral into obscurity, and I had to cut him loose. In the end, I turned on him, and had to rip him apart on more than several occasions. It is always unseemly to do such a thing with one's previous allies, but needs must.
Anyway, Pixie, I am thoroughly enjoying the rippings you have suffered over the past 48 hours. It's always hilarious watching you shamble into the same traps that were set last time, and watching you wriggle around like a maggot on a hook, trying to find your way to a juicy apple that never was there. You are worth your weight in comedy-gold, mate, and for that, I thank you.
I skim read that meltdown, apologies because it looked like you had put a lot of effort into it.
Anyway, the point being that you admitted that you formed an allegiance with CFC to try and better wum me because you had failed as a Spurs fan.
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Hoddle is a god
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Like **** you did. I bet you can recite every single word.
Oh, make no mistake, CFC had his moments early on last season, and he was certainly worth a giggle. It is disappointing that he became a massive embarrassment, but I take comfort from the undeniable fact that my Chav pet was far less objectionable that your current Chav pet, Skiddy. CFC, for all of his shortcomings in the brain-power department, isn't an abuser of the mentally deficient, or someone who cavorts with lady-boys. You have been tarred with a very dirty brush, Pixie, and I doubt you'll ever be able to expunge the ****-stains that it has left behind. Sorry.
You're babbling now mate.
You admitted that you formed an allegiance with CFC because you'd failed to wum me as a Spud. Thanks for confirming.
Shame it went tits up like the rest of your wums
@Hoddle Is A God & @Saintsfan08 MIA since they took a pasting on HIAG's failed wum **** up thread.
They were happy to take a beating instead of watching Spurs take a beating I suppose
They were happy to take a beating instead of watching Spurs take a beating I suppose