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Mischief and fabrication

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by AsprillasFurCoat, Jan 25, 2012.

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  1. AsprillasFurCoat

    AsprillasFurCoat Member

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    Sorry gents, been out of the loop for a while, what's this heskami challenge?
     
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    AsprillasFurCoat, Jan 25, 2012
  2. Pipe4Life

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    Ive been in direct communicae with NUFCfans today complaining about him quoting talksportbecause they're ******ed. had a bit of banter with him so he will know my name today.
     
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  4. Pipe4Life

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    we're going to have to settle for someone quickly and hit the lunchtime twitter crowd.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Jan 25, 2012
  5. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    MISSING: AsprillasFurCoat's Paragraphs!

    Police are reporting that a thief sneaked onto the NUFCnot606 board and made off with all of AFC's paragraph breaks. Witnesses suggest that the man may or may not have been dressed in red and white stripes, have a gammy leg and a lazy eye. Police warn that paragraph breaks are seemingly in high demand and should therefore be protected at all costs!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Jan 25, 2012
  6. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Basically, 5Goals got steaming on NYE and came on here spouting about how much he loved everyone, this thread title was inexplicably called 'Heskami' (not sure what he was trying to type?) This phrase then became a footballers name who then became Heskami, a Finish footballer...An allaborate plan was hatched and between a load of not606 posters, youtube videos and wikipedia pages were set up....Both Finish Journalists and N/E sports writers were asked about this lad and twitter went mental...Great craic!
     
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  7. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Ha! Genius!
     
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    AsprillasFurCoat, Jan 25, 2012
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    Was it you who changed Cisse's entry? Class.
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

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    I suppose it's an interesting prospect in theory... trouble is, don't you think we all get a bit pissed off with false/bogus/baseless stories on the internet?

    I know I do, it just seems a bit hypocritical for me to take part.

    I would wish you good luck, but nobody likes a time-waster! :biggrin:
     
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  10. Sammy's Teckers

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    No no all I've done was make hesakmi page and make him play for IK start
     
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  11. Gluteus Maximus 1892

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    Police are known to have been watching the local scrap merchants for anyone trying to unload paragraph breaks, much cash to be made for them.

    They arrested 3 men on the Newcastle to Sunderland line last night, they had bundles of paragraph breaks in their van.

    Police later said someone had also stolen all their lavatories. They have nothing to go on.
     
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  12. Aldridge_Prior

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    Whoever's stolen all these paragraph breaks, they had better use tham up quick.

    You can guarantee they'll get rumbled andd I doubt something so serious would go unpunished. They'll want to make an example of the thieves if anything.

    If it were me who had stolen them, which it wasn't, I'd hide them in irrelevant forum chit chat so as not to draw too much attention to the fact that I'd stolen them, which I haven't.

    I suppose you could just dispose of them all in one big empty post but that would look crazy, someone would notice straight away.

    In other news, augmentin gives you the ****s... <run>
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jan 26, 2012
  13. Hugh Briss

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16746052.stm

    Jose Mourinho to quit Real Madrid for Manchester City this summer

    Despite currently sitting 4 points clear at the top of La Liga, Jose Mourinho's time at Real Madrid is said to be coming to a close.
    After jeers and whistles from his own fans following their exit from the Spanish Cup to Barcelona, it seems many have grown tired of Mourinho's negative tactics and controversial personality - eye gouging doesn't endear him further - it is rumoured the Madrid board are looking to bring in a less high-profile character.

    Madrid sacked Fabio Capello right after he delivered the La Liga title previously, so it seems 'The Special One' could be back in the Premier League next season.
     
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  14. Leon Bessi

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    some team thats very far away and unheard of, like a north korean team or something
     
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    Leon Bessi, Jan 26, 2012
  15. Whitchester Mag

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    We need to decide on a player ( preferably a real one this time!) from an obscure league.
    Then get going with the wiki editing and 'welcome to Newcastle' youtube vids.

    Then go wild on twitter and the rest should fall into place.

    One person needs to take the innitiative and make the first decision...
     
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  16. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    If this is as good as Hesakmi, then I'm in again! <ok>
     
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  17. holystone

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    I'm assuming this dead.
     
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    holystone, Jan 27, 2012
  18. MrToontastic

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    Not dead, being reported on twitter that Stut's No.29 PP as mentioned above by someone....let's get this ball rolling
     
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  19. Speedo

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    Pardew to England, Mourinho to Newcastle. You heard it here first. <whistle>
     
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  20. CheickyTiote

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    Great Idea! <laugh>
     
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