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Minxy's Arms

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  1. oldposhpete

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    A poem especially for our own 'Dominatrix' -

    Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres .......

    The missus bought a Paperback,
    down Shepton Mallet way,
    I had a look inside her bag;
    T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

    Well I just left her to it,
    And at ten I went to bed.
    An hour later she appeared;
    The sight filled me with dread.

    In her left she held a rope;
    And in her right a whip!
    She threw them down upon the floor,
    And then began to strip.

    Well fifty years or so ago;
    I might have had a peek;
    But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
    She's eighty four next week!!

    Watching Mabel bump and grind;
    Could not have been much grimmer.
    And things then went from bad to worse;
    She toppled off her Zimmer!

    She struggled back upon her feet;
    A couple of minutes later;
    She put her teeth back in and said
    "I am a dominator!!"

    Now if you knew our Mabel,
    You'd see just why I spluttered,
    I'd spent two months in traction
    For the last complaint I'd uttered.

    She stood there nude and naked
    Bent forward just a bit
    I went to hold her, sensual like
    and stood on her left tit!

    Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
    My God what had I done!
    She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
    "Step on the other one!!"

    Well readers, I can tell no more;
    Of what occurred that day.
    Suffice to say my jet black hair,
    Turned fifty shades of grey!!
     
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    If only football was this entertaining in real life......


    crazy game.JPG
     
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    Rep, rep rep and rep. I'm nicking that
     
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  5. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Yes good one Pete,
     
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    LOL .... almost as good as the books <devil>
     
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  7. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Evening Simps glad its the weekend?
     
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  8. Minxy

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    Too true

    & glad to see an open bottle of wine as well :)
     
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    You mean there's still some left?
     
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  10. Minxy

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    maybe
     
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  11. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Not in mine their isn't (hic!)
     
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    Slept well & it's the weekend !
     
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    Not a good start to the weekend <grr>
     
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  14. Minxy

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    Oh dear ..... what's wrong ?
     
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  15. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Morning all!
     
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    Just caught my toenail and ripped half of it off.

    Bloody stings like hell
     
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  17. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    you need a nurse!
     
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  18. Minxy

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    Ooooooooooooh sore <hug>
     
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    That's one way of describing it
     
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  20. Minxy

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    I'll think child birth .... Then much worse !
     
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