Mind that window!

[overseasTOON]

Mike Ashley rolling around naked in 30 million steak bakes. Now there's an image.

To haunt you into an early grave

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

30 million steak bakes meanwhile could seal the deal...

apparently he's holding out for a sausage roll as well

Mike Ashley rolling around naked in 30 million steak bakes. Now there's an image.

 

[ThrillerinAsprilla]

bbc saying 30mill bid rejected

 

[ToonSi]

Pardwho press conference at 3.30 today

 

[Spider_Mag]

Pardwho press conference at 3.30 today

Was meant to be 2pm though!!

 

[overseasTOON]

Pardwho press conference at 3.30 today

Please let it be.

Oi! 'Arry and Kenny. **** OFF! What part of 'He's not for sale' do you not understand? Muppets.

 

[ThrillerinAsprilla]

SSN now going with the westood story, i take it they mean Tim 'is it coz i is black' Westwood.

 

[Tiggyrimana]

Pardew better at SJP because Carroll is leaving
a dont think this will be the case however as Gerrard would say impossible is notang

 

[Tiggyrimana]

Pardew better not be at* ****ing ****e work keyboard

 

[ToonSi]

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[rokkudan]

We won't sell him, Ashley wouldn't want to anger the Geordie faithful.......................unless they throw in a couple of pies..........

 

[overseasTOON]

He didn't get to be a 'balti' (pie) millionaire for nothing you know!

 

[ToonSi]

****ing hell they just zoomed to a shot of Steve Bruce with 2 coachs on SSN.
Looked like a version of the three stooges, I dunno which one looked uglier!

 

[Son of a pitch]

Something's going on today, I'm surprised nobody is questioning the moving of the press conference to SJP. I just hope it isn't bad news!

 

[MrToontastic]

Great news Jose Enrique wants to stay ....

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

Great news Jose Enrique wants to stay ....

Even better news... clock stand shows how wumming should be done,top quality wumming at last

 

[overseasTOON]

Even better news... clock stand shows how wumming should be done,top quality wumming at last

You spoke too soon chap.

clock stand just **** on his own foot. Yes. **** on it.

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

You spoke too soon chap.

clock stand just **** on his own foot. Yes. **** on it.

 

[ThrillerinAsprilla]

Latest report on Fernando Torres is he's left Liverpool's Melwood training ground by helicopter. Destination unknown - Sky sports - Chelsea sign him, i get all excited, chugg on my brothers cock while i finger the dogs asshole hahahahaha

Does you mam no what you get up to in your spare time

 

[overseasTOON]

ohhhh touchy lot ain't you - whats up ? you frightened the Pikey will leave you ?

Well. If you have to go clock stand then please don't make yourself late on our behalf.