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Off Topic Mincing and Gender benders

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Oct 9, 2019.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    I didn't.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You did. You assumed it probably isn’t commonplace. I think it would be foolish to ascertain the facts directly as you might get arrested, be agile, think outside the box.
     
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    I asked if it had ever happened. I didn't make any assumptions at all.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You assumed it was odd that somebody would get their cock out in the ladies bogs, otherwise you wouldn’t have challenged the scenario. <ok>

    K den.
     
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    I asked why anyone would. That's not an assumption.
    Looks like you've assumed a lot of things about my comment. I'll pass.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

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    respect the k den.
     
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    Im with Tel on this but I’ve been saying it for a long time

    Just listen carefully to what your young uns say when they get back home from school

    That’s where they are pushing this agenda hard but subtle
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m gonna struggle with that.

    Some serious tyre slashing be goin down in school car parks for sure.
     
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    You know why the disabled toilets are not Gender specific?

    One at a time that’s why
     
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    Bru, the day my little boy wants to play with a doll...his school ****ed
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    And cos they all do tha sit down wee.
     
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    Surely that's all toilets have to be, one at a time if it wasn't for urinals. What was the recent case of place that required extra money to install more toilets for the women. Do you know what they did, they just removed the gender specific signs off the doors <laugh>
     
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    I don’t want take a poo with women close by.
    I want to hear the other guys laughing and clapping when I loudly ‘drop the kids off’. Not some daft cow tutting and pretending to cough to cover up her pathetic little parps
     
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    Any of you old enough to remember when you could walk into a hole in a river bridge wall, take a piss in the gutter (which emptied into the river) and walk out the other end?
     
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    Womens toilets are probably worse from holding in farts all day. Their arse cheeks must go like flags in a tornado
     
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    FFS how often do you need a public bog to take a shhite <laugh>
     
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  19. Lovearsenalcock

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    Btw I never take a dump unless it’s on my toilet

    Public toilets for pissin, that’s it
     
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    Most public bogs i want to get in and out of if I have to use them, I don't want to be hanging around for a crap.....unlike Quesadaad <laugh>
     
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