Off Topic Mincing and Gender benders

I'd rather have a gay son than a daughter. My biggest fear was having a daughter, **** that for a laugh - I know what blokes are like. They're even worse these days too.

 

The reality is you will probably be a quivering mess from all the panic attacks and ****ed thyroid by the time you have kids and if somebody wants to come in your house and bum you inside out ain’t **** you could do to stop it.

 

Do as I say, not as I do.

 

no big deal then

 

that's why they like it

 

I just don't want a gay dog.

That would be gross, if the dog licked another dogs penis before licking the peanut butter off mine.

 

Not if ya ****ehole already looks like a reclaimed suitcase I suppose.

 

if you're in that state you might aswel just roll with it and get the full experience

 

What’s on ya gay soundtrack then if you’re gonna embrace the pork sword?

 

Exactly. Deluded father bro.

Nuff banging and perving going on under your roof.

 

@CFC: Champions of FFP x2 when ya nudgin tha fudge what’s your top 3 songs bro?

Bit of Steps?

 

Maybe in your gaff bro, I’ve got £20k put aside for CCTV and I’m training myself to sleep with my eyes open.

 

scooter move your ass

 

Scooter. Hello 1996.

 

I think it was earlier I dunno what they did after move your ass tbf

 

How much is the fish?

Banger

 

ask dave on the train

 

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, It must be Dave who's on the train

 

the painted cow

 

Just get a set of Global knives