if only edge would follow my delete system 32 advice id have all my good deeds done and i could go out in the garden and roll around naked and free in the icy grass
Tell yer boss yer gettin **** all work done because of the constant interruption. Keep kickin up a fuss about it until ye get moved.
Then you're just a pathetic old lonely man. So what's your point? Everyone on here is a **** or nonce? Why do you say it on every thread you reply to?
Jordan, why did you delete your bomb making skills? I thought that was the winner, only thing is that because I have typed "bomb" this whole thread will be flagged somewhere, so expect a visit from Britain's finest!
How about I put this notice up on the door, it'll be excellent watching everyone pure beelin. "Please do not frequent this door unless absolutely necessary. If you are visiting the toilet, please consider if you REALLY need to go just now. If you do, please consider alternatives such as bottles, buckets etc. It has been noticed that the time spent at desks in <company name> is very low, this is unacceptable. Please curtail your toilet habits and concentrate on work. Thank you for your understanding. <HR department>"
But there's some ****s in here that would take real offence at it. Could be a right laugh watching them.