Mikey, we need you!

[GozoCanary]

After yesterday I was expecting the re-emergence of our little mascot telling us that we are going to get fewer points than Derby FACT that we are heading back to Division One FACT and that we will ship a hundred goals this season FACT.

As soon as he does, we can all relax because we'll know it's just a temporary blip.

Come on, Mikey. Let's be having you.

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

Mikey! Where are ya mikey! Let's be avvin you!!!

 

[ThaiCanary]

It's alright lads, we've got Yorkie to replace him, and no doubt Guru will come along sooner or later and repeat themselves in every post but may re-word it very slightly to try and avoid being accused of repetition

 

[colu_mike7]

I’m flattered you’re still squawking for me budgerigars!

I can confirm that I’m extremely confident now that you budgerigars will undoubtedly SMASH Derby County’s record for the least number of points earned in a season. Yep you can take that as a bona fide FACT Vietnam Budgerigar if you like. Back to back relegations to League One await you my little yellow feathered foes.

 

[GozoCanary]

We're safe guys! He's back! Our lucky charm! 50 points here we come!

 

[Canary Rob]

I’m flattered you’re still squawking for me budgerigars!

I can confirm that I’m extremely confident now that you budgerigars will undoubtedly SMASH Derby County’s record for the least number of points earned in a season. Yep you can take that as a bona fide FACT Vietnam Budgerigar if you like. Back to back relegations to League One await you my little yellow feathered foes.

*fewest

 

[CanariesSoccer]

I was thinking earlier that our poor start was related to the fact Mike hadn't predicted we would be smashed.