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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dick ^^^^^^
     
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  2. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I'll treat that as a compliment. At least I can appreciate some of his replies - EVEN when he tells me to **** off.

    I often make reference to my 'humble' team - to give anyone who might be lost to the irony of my username on an 'anonymous' forum, that there's nothing boastful about me.............and I'm fairly sure that you're not a real turd burglar ( or am I NOT being alwaysright again )
     
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  3. mrs monacoger

    mrs monacoger Active Member

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    I read that backwards. First time one of your posts has amused me.
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Long windied dick ^^^^^^^
     
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  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I would have preferred 'Long dick' ( I'm not sure what a windied is )

    My post was 3 lines long ! ( I used the number rather than writing 'three' - so that it wouldn't take you so long to read ). I suppose you're a Sun reader - but by the time you've read the first two pages, you're too tired to **** when you get to Page 3
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's either the worst insult I've been subjected to or the nicest thing you've ever said about me or possibly even both.
     
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  7. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    If you knew me you'd take it as a compliment.
    ---- there you go Turd Burglar - I CAN 'do' gasconade
     
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  8. Patience

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    <laugh><ok>

    It's a massacre on here today. Alwaysright is ragdolling GC ****s all over the thread <rofl>
     
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    Patience, Sep 3, 2015
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  9. mrs monacoger

    mrs monacoger Active Member

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    I see Toby's replacement has his first fan club member.
     
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  10. Patience

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    <rofl>

    ST in pieces here. **** off for some salt and sauce on your chips, you raging ****.
     
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  11. mrs monacoger

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    I'm a ketchup* man, actually.

    Brown sauce is for working class people.




    * Homemade ketchup obvs.
     
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  12. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Only ****s get chips. I buy a smoked sausage then crumble a Cadbury's Flake over it, wait until it melts then suck the chocolate off the sausage suggestively.
     
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    Is the famous Edinburgh 'sauce' not brown sauce mixed with vinegar?
     
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  15. mrs monacoger

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    Aye, it's okay when applied liberally but the ****s through here pour it on so you cannae taste **** all but brown sauce and vinegar.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You can get a deep fried skirlie pie and chips up here. <BOAK>
     
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    Went out with a burd from Edinburgh and she swore by it. Salt AND sauce on your chips FFS. I told her it was disgusting as my battered mars bar dripped down my chin.
     
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    Pizza crunch is ****ing amazing. Burd at my old work used to like it in a roll with fried onions and gravy...

    ...we are truly a nation of manky bastards.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    GTFOYFDC

    Get to **** or you'll ****ing die ****
     
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