The thought of Thatcher and milk conjures awful images of her gargling with it like Fearne Cotton does on celeb juice. Or even worse... The little Britain sketch.... Urghhhh I need help..
I can since I wrote it. I was amazed that open air toilets ever existed. I was expressing my incredulity. WTF I'm assuming you know. The computer reference was aimed at your age, which was inferred as old-ish (no offence) from the open air toilet thing and the inability of older people to master computers (and bloody sarcasm before anyone kicks off as it's most obviously total bollocks)
Ah but no but! I started with computers with a Sinclair 81. Typing in programs in "Basic". To make dots move on the screen. Hahaha Then Spectrums a QL (Quantum Leap my arse.) Connecting to people all over the world on Bulletin Boards, with a US Robotics modem. The precursor to the Interweb! Commodores, 64's, Amiga's. I knew with the WWW expanding I needed a more stable powerful platform, then bought my first PC £2000 and an extra £700 for a graphic card. All with less computing power than you would find in a run of the mill modern mobile phone. As for the toilets, there was just a wall separating the toilets from the school yard. The girls used to run through ours, and the boys used to climb up and look over the girls. (bloody hell even at 10 I was a pervert. ) Trying to dry the toilet seats was a nightmare especially using Izall loo paper, that was about as absorbent as a sheet of plastic, only sandpaper would have been less appropriate. How the hell they stayed in business is beyond me. Of course I know what WTF means. (Wet Toilet Fear.)
Hold on mr. I don't think I'm much older/younger than you reading that. Spectrum +2 was my first computer. Amiga was my dream and my first pc was ****ing expensive (but my dad would have known that!) . And I'm now desperately trying to think how bad the toilets were in the briery at St aiden's. This could take awhile so I wondering shall I just tell you my age and get it over with lol ( that lots of licks)
Still got all the old computers in the loft, including a +2. If Izal loo paper doesn't ring any bells, I would say you're early 40s?
If Izal loo paper doesn't ring any bells, I would say you're early 40s? Haha. Can't believe you're talking about bog roll to determine my age. Can I say I love you? But no, am 35
Got 20 on you then Trust me people of a certain age all remember Izal and not fondly. As for the love!!!!!! Could you at least buy me a drink first?
