I know some of you out there are sceptical about my plan, I honestly do not believe that you have seriously thought it out. So, at a great deal of effort from myself, I have decided to explain in greater depth, using undeniable statistics.
Righteo, are you all sitting comfortably, then I will begin;
On 31 December 2012, the Premiership League table for Stoke City was:
Played 20
GD +4
Points 29
Are we all clear on this?
The Premiership League table for Stoke City on 5 May 2013 is;
Played 35
GD -10
Points 40
So in 15 games, our goal difference is worse and we have only 40 points, which if you look at the ratio of points against games is far worse.
Ergo, if we didn't play so often or at all, then we we wouldn't %$44##>>;'''+++***** aaaggghhhh Quick quick quick nurse @@@**&&*@@#
Good afternoon gentlemen,
I am ONB's nurse and must apologise for his recent posts.
He is now under sedation and will be kept in an induced coma for the immediate future.
Best wishes
Nurse Ratched
Righteo, are you all sitting comfortably, then I will begin;
On 31 December 2012, the Premiership League table for Stoke City was:
Played 20
GD +4
Points 29
Are we all clear on this?
The Premiership League table for Stoke City on 5 May 2013 is;
Played 35
GD -10
Points 40
So in 15 games, our goal difference is worse and we have only 40 points, which if you look at the ratio of points against games is far worse.
Ergo, if we didn't play so often or at all, then we we wouldn't %$44##>>;'''+++***** aaaggghhhh Quick quick quick nurse @@@**&&*@@#
Good afternoon gentlemen,
I am ONB's nurse and must apologise for his recent posts.
He is now under sedation and will be kept in an induced coma for the immediate future.
Best wishes
Nurse Ratched
