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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Aug 13, 2012.

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I knew a guy who married one of those ugly midgets. She was the local bike in Osnabruck and I kid you not, her name was Briggita, German for Bridget.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Was that when you were serving yor apprenticeship as Chief Squaddie Tattie Peeler Grandad?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 13, 2012
  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Fixed.

    Dirty bastard
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    What programme was it they used to get the wee midget to kick his own head? <laugh>
     
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  5. Null

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    Jackass <weeman>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Juinior Tattie peeler auld yin.
     
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  7. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Had a minor accident in the car the other week, dude jumps out of his car and storms up to my window. He's only about 3ft9ins tall. Shouts at the top of his voice "I'm not happy". I said "Which one are you then".
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ta Boom Dish.
     
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  9. irishgreen

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    Special PUDS. Under clover an all that. <ok>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Say no more, nudge nudge wink wink.
     
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  11. Sweats

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    A lad I know is a bit fruity, his mrs was ridiculously fit, when off his head at a house party his mrs walked in and caught him knocking a midgets back doors in.
     
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  12. irishgreen

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    GCHQ was asking about you , Bond said nowt and I was scared <yikes>
     
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  13. irishgreen

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    Small fault in a good man no doubt. <ok>
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Midgets
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    you wouldnt be allowed to bring out this song now...

    [video=youtube_share;uFmv22ghzQw]http://youtu.be/uFmv22ghzQw[/video]
     
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    rogueleader, Aug 14, 2012
  16. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    <laugh> Randy
     
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