Match Day Thread Mid Table Chelsea v Champions League Newcastle

Tripps has been out celebrating two days in a row, i don't think we care too much about this game somehow

 

Chelsea "have to get the basics right" according to Lampard.

You would have thought the basics would have been known when they spend £100m on Mudryk and £75m on Fofana.

I love the Lampard effect, he can literally suck all the talent out of players to the point where the best players in the world need to learn the basics again.

 

He's the new steve bruce.

 

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"You talked to me about Newcastle United going to the champions league, people laughed"

 

Jeez that is a seriously bad away record we have at Stamford Bridge since the PL started. Hopefully we can notch up another W this weekend to add to the previous 2.

2021/22 Lost 0-1
2020/21 Lost 0-2
2019/20 Lost 0-1
2018/19 Lost 1-2 Clark
2017/18 Lost 0-3 (FAC)
2017/18 Lost 1-3 Gayle
2015/16 Lost 1-5 Townsend
2014/15 Lost 0-2
2013/14 Lost 0-3
2012/13 Lost 0-2
2011/12 Won 2-0 Cisse 2
2010/11 Drew 2-2 Gutierrez, S.Taylor
2010/11 Won 4-3 Ranger, R.Taylor, Sh.Ameobi 2 (LC)
2008/09 Drew 0-0
2007/08 Lost 1-2 Butt
2006/07 Lost 0-1
2005/06 Lost 0-1 (FAC)
2005/06 Lost 0-3
2004/05 Lost 0-4
2003/04 Lost 0-5
2002/03 Lost 0-3
2001/02 Lost 0-1 (LC)
2001/02 Drew 1-1 Acuna
2000/01 Lost 1-3 Bassedas
1999/00 Lost 0-1
1998/99 Drew 1-1 Andersson
1997/98 Lost 0-1
1996/97 Drew 1-1 Shearer
1995/96 Drew 1-1 Ferdinand (FAC)
1995/96 Lost 0-1
1994/95 Drew 1-1 Hottiger
1993/94 Lost 0-1

 

Look at scorers in our only win. May God have mercy on our souls

Edit: ignore the 2-0 win. Whoops

 

I didn’t realise it was that long since Cisse’s wonder goal.

 

Have a nice nap there Trev? You take it easy.

 

Referee: Jarred Gillett.

Assistants: Marc Perry, Wade Smith.

Fourth official: Keith Stroud.

VAR: Peter Bankes.
Assistant VAR: Natalie Aspinall.



Let's hope the 4th official doesn't get the chance to come on

"Referee Keith Stroud has apologised after his mistake cost Newcastle the chance to retake a penalty against Burton in Wednesday's Championship game."

 

Stroud, the worst referee ever.

 

There's been a few contenders over the years

 

Ref can give Chelsea 10 penalties on Sunday if he wants.

In the champions league, geordies!

 

I imagine City will play a second team against Brentford, meaning it's likely that Brentford will get a goal.

Want us to go all out on this and get the best defensive record outright. With Pope being a bit shaky recently, Dubravaka might be the hero....but probably not cos he's a sulky twat who ****ed off to the Man U bench at the first sign of not being first choice here.

 

Early 90s results not great, but results in last 20 years vindicated by the fact they were way better than us. We've never played them when they've been such a steaming heap of dogshit, **** stats let's slaughter Fatty and the ****s.

 

Watching Bournemouth today hoping for the best elsewhere.

 

Is the game on TV at all?

 

Nah

Dodgy streams are your way.