Microwave Ovens

When my dad got his first microwave he was trying to watch the Dukes of Hazard on it.

 

He a simpleton too then?!

 

In the jeans

 

Ah Daisy!!

Was she as good looking as I remember or has time misted my memories?

 

Legend has it that she insured her legs for $1m

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Legend doesn't say how much she insured her tay-tays and poon for.

 

She has a very weird looking bottom right tooth

 

You are meant to notice her tits not her teeth. Wierdo.

PS - thought the same

 

You know it's bad when, the guy who wouldn't shag Rita Ora as she's not white enough but who thinks nothing of ****ing in a changing room wearing a set of not purchased women's panties whilst firing his muck into another set before putting them back, is calling you a wierdo.

@MingofHarlem delete @monacoger account please.

 

That's not606 for you.

Wouldn't have it any other way. Misfits galore.

 

Wow, I am truly touched that you've taken time to read that thread. My jizz in the gusset story may just be the pinnacle of my journalistic career. Defo contender for this years Pulitzer Prize!

In other news, I may be attending another Guides and Brownies event this weekend.

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**weirdo. Fûcking idiots.

 

I like them but the fourth album was a bit ropey - first three were great.