Mick you lazy fat ****y ginger wonky-footed prick

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lives in the gay capital of Scotland
Works in a call centre
Doesn't eat meat
Wears skinny jeans
Loves trees
Socialist leanings
Bent as the back road to Shotts

Toby
Lives in the gay capital of England
Works in a call centre
Vegetarian
Hates the Tories
Wears one pair of jeans per month
Environmentalist
Gayer than T-bag T-shirts.

There's sommit iffy about it I tells ya <yikes>

You got 2 of those about me right. I am a vegetarian environmentalist.

Unlike you, I'm not stupid enough to post anything on here that you could attack me on.

Has your fat wreck of a sister found anyone desperate enough to pump her yet? I reckon Gambol would if you asked him nicely/paid him enough <ok>
 
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Am I in th select few? II do hope so. I've never been in any gang or clique let alone be part of a select few. :bandit:
You can be anything you want to be mate. Just believe In yourself.

Perhaps not a pianist though eh:(
 
You got if of those about me right. I am a vegetarian environmentalist.

Unlike you, I'm not stupid enough to post anything on here that you could attack me on.

Has your fat wreck of a sister found anyone desperate enough to pump her yet? I reckon Gambol would if you asked him nicely/paid him enough <ok>
Fat wreck of a sister? I havent got any sisters but If i ever aquire one my mate Gambol can have first dibs.

Oh wait. You think it was my sisters fella that died at the Clutha, dont you?

How can you get so much wrong on one single subject?

You have out mindied Mindy on this one Toby

What a tit<laugh>
 
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Then I shall be in the select few who can play the piano even though digitally challenged. <ok>
Thats the spirit old Chap. This country needs more people like you. We would still have a bleeding empire if we had.
 
I have a positive outlook on life, despite my mental, social, and physical handicaps <grin>
 
Dev = smells like the yeti's foreskin
Dan = uglier than Venom
Venom = world's second ugliest man
Toby = ****y French twat
ER = should be exterminated
EDGE = fat bastard
Trev = even fatter bastard
Mick = the world's most boring man
Tina = the world's second most boring man
Gambol = fat alky
Hash = skinny, potato munching ***got

If you didn't get a mention don't be upset. You're simply not worth commenting upon.
 
Dev = smells like the yeti's foreskin
Dan = uglier than Venom
Venom = world's second ugliest man
Toby = ****y French twat
ER = should be exterminated
EDGE = fat bastard
Trev = even fatter bastard
Mick = the world's most boring man
Tina = the world's second most boring man
Gambol = fat alky
Hash = skinny, potato munching ***got

If you didn't get a mention don't be upset. You're simply not worth commenting upon.

That's you banned from the Celtic board <laugh>
 
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Dev = smells like the yeti's foreskin
Dan = uglier than Venom
Venom = world's second ugliest man
Toby = ****y French twat
ER = should be exterminated
EDGE = fat bastard
Trev = even fatter bastard
Mick = the world's most boring man
Tina = the world's second most boring man
Gambol = fat alky
Hash = skinny, potato munching ***got

If you didn't get a mention don't be upset. You're simply not worth commenting upon.

I'm upset that the Baldy Midget insult seems to have been dispensed with. I was always particularly fond of that epithet.
 
Dev = smells like the yeti's foreskin
Dan = uglier than Venom
Venom = world's second ugliest man
Toby = ****y French twat
ER = should be exterminated
EDGE = fat bastard
Trev = even fatter bastard
Mick = the world's most boring man
Tina = the world's second most boring man
Gambol = fat alky
Hash = skinny, potato munching ***got

If you didn't get a mention don't be upset. You're simply not worth commenting upon.

<laugh>

You're lucky monica is in sooth afreeka.

Waitaminit. How come I was second last in the list? <grr>