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Mick do your duty

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. PointyBirds

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    Does it fit in alright? What with their pie slits running left-to-right rather than front-to-back?
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

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    nah, im scottish when im at uni, one wee burd stalks me its great i have her carry my books for me. her dad is allegedly on the forbes rich list and a bit of a gangster. <horseshead>
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    red road flats, where everyday the wee darkies stage a 40 a side football match <ok>

    somalia vs sudan tonight.
     
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  4. monacoger

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    I reckon Sudan might win that one, sure that wee Islam guy has ****ed off to Chelsea!
     
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    To be fair if what that North london saint posted is true then he's a cretin who deserves to have the book thrown at him. I have mates who've lost their businesses or been absolutely terrrorised in their places of work - to go and make a profit on the back of that misery and laugh about it is utterly disgusting and is almost as bad as the perpetrators themselves.

    Obviosuly if what he said isn't true and he was having a laugh then i don't think he's a cretin
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    you are getting confused between minge and eyes <ok>
     
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  7. EDGE

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    Is it true that they have straight pubes?
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

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    they dont have pubes <ok>
     
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  9. monacoger

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    Not many 8 year olds do.
     
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  10. PointyBirds

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    That's another thing I love about Jap porn - apart from the fact that the girls are always crying, the guys have smaller cocks than even me.
    I'm living in the wrong country.
     
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    Why is it that cock and fanny are usually pixellated in Jap porn?
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

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    also they blur the fanny out but clearly show eels getting funnelled in, makes no sense.
     
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  14. PointyBirds

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    "Boo hoo hoo. I'm so ashamed."
    ****ing get in.

    I don't know about any of the important stuff being pixallated. I've never had that problem. But I'm watching Asian porn on British sites, maybe that's the difference.
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> what a ****. my money is on nothing happening <ok>
     
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  17. My money's on a new blu-ray player hopefully <ok>
     
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