Barry Manilow 'Oh Mandy', I'm ashamed to admit i know.
His Blog on the pre-season is hilarious - really worth a look and he writes in a hugely entertaining way from Holt's PoV. Here's an excerpt to whet the appetite:
"So we land in Austria.
The birth place of Hitler and the sewing machine. Which might explain why although evil and the worst human to walk the earth, was always smartly dressed.
The jounrey was…OK. Just OK. Ok, the plane was a death trap.
It felt as safe and secure as a Leon Barnett backpass." See more here