Whilst i will wear an over sized pair of gloves so as not to touch the said pole....What kind of wood is it made from?
For the people who are saying that Owen would be good for showing the younguns how to go on, I don't get this, CW and JDW like Owen? The similarities end with bilateral symmetry. It's a total non story, an experienced striker that holds the line, now yes that's a story worth running with. Unless of course we are getting an inexperienced 'fox in the box' type in the summer and MON is going to get the most expensive/seemingly disinterested tutor in the footballing world to teach him.......Yes that must be it. btw packed me parachute and fire extinguisher for when MON signs Owen!