Accidentally? Sure, sure. Dev in failure to come to terms with his irrational flame excitement hell. It's horrible, isn't it? The forced jollity, the forced sense of community, the forced sense that this is actually important. I didn't realise that Scotland had been given some women's football. How does that work? I thought this thing was being held in London? How weird and pointless and faintly patronising. But the whole thing will regenerate various communities and the facilities will be used by poor people with bad skin after the event so it's well worth paying all this money to host the thing. I think we're maybe told this every time. You feel 80% of the Great British public are imbeciles? That feels like quite a generous estimation. At times, I have this figure in the mid to high nineties. What is wrong with people? It rips into me. Right, I need to head into Cork for the afternoon, thank goodness, otherwise I can see that this might develop into a full-blown rant. Lucky escape, Dev, lucky escape.