Michael Carrick is back in training

Surely neither should be starters?

Is Anderson still at you guys?

 

Anderson, Rooney and Shaw should have an eating contest.

Lampard can drive over from the Etihad to be the judge.

 

When them 3 hang up their boots there is going to be a statue put up at Old Trafford.....



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looks like Fat frank x 3

 

When opponents get free kicks in and around the goal, are United going to set up a 5 man wall or just put Shaw in the way?

 

Maybe the ball would get caught in his orbit too?*

#fatjokes

*This might not be good for Man Utd though as it could cause extra curve.

 

What, is he re-training for his new career as a plumber?