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Transfer Rumours Meths Summer 2016 transfer rumours

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by HRH Custard VC, May 26, 2016.

  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    I think Matth's just making up names now...
     
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  2. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    I think the plan is to buy him and at some point swap him for Pogba without anyone noticing.
     
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  3. Christiansmith

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    United have bid/are bidding for every top player on the planet :

    Ronaldo
    Messi
    Bale
    Pogba
    Benzema
    Toni Kroos
    Dani Alves
    Isco
    Yaya Toure
    Mane
    Kante

    If they are not, they must ask themselves the question " am I good enough or high profile enough ?"

    Every player worth his salt must have the prefix "United target - "
     
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  4. Christiansmith

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    "Embolo has cited Mario Balotelli as one of his inspirations":emoticon-0101-sadsm


    We are ****ed !
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I call bullshit. That's the name of a ****ing cheese <doh>
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have been keeping an eye on some for some time, hi is the best player in his position (can someone tell me what position he plays in.

    He is better than Ronaldo
     
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  7. Swarbs

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    For those who may be confused, his first name is pronounced "Brill" and his surname is pronounced "Player" <ok>

    EDIT: And no, his middle name is not "Creem"
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Im not sure his hair will stand up to the riggers of the PL
     
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  9. theevilreddevil

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    He plays all over the park. This is what makes him such a great asset.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  12. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad you started this thread, I was dreading having to spell his name. At least from now on we can just use HM.
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    How do you pronounce his name?
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** <ok>

    Glad to have helped <whistle>
     
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  15. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    It seems HK was recently voted Bundesliga Players' Player of the Season. Not too shabby then.
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He will need to sort his hair out
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Rather we went for Reus (who's injured) but I hear this unpronounceable bloke is rather good.

    Right hand side? Depay as part of the deal?
     
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  18. Stan

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    I think Depay will be off. He's not a Mourinho player, too lazy.
     
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  19. Chief

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    I'm sure it is hard in your first season but I find myself disliking him to be honest.

    I wouldn't be too upset if he left.
     
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  20. glazerfodder

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    Great idea, he's already shipped his cars home it seems, hopefully we can ship him off as well. He's had long enough to show he can cut it, but the all too few glimpses of talent just tells me he can't hack the PL
     
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