Transfer Rumours Meths Summer 2016 transfer rumours

It seems we can't have Ibrahimovic because you can't get shirts with more than ten letters in the name

 

THE ZLATAN should do it

 

I call shenanigans...

http://store.manutd.com/stores/manu...ids-redwith-ander-herrera-21-printing/1014924

 

No doubt at all you'll sign some formidable players this window you bunch of twats.

 

Veron is available .......

 

He's retired Ruthie. I think you've been stumbling around in a drunken/prescription drug induced haze for a decade. It would certainly explain your monkey hammering away at a keyboard posting style.

 

Deep breath Stan ....lol

 

Zlatan playing hard to get. He is now considering "many" offers. Including some in this country and some from China.

Is he the typical Mourinho striker? Will Jose be involved in an auction for him?

 

Very likely. I expect to see Jose and Woody in the red team (matching fleeces) on Bargain Hunt.

 

Zaha is available but wages might be a sticker as he commands a lot per minute .

 

Tbf if we wanted to buy losers we'd buy the Swansea team, and they wouldn't cost as much

 

You don't need our help wasting money on losers man

 

Yeh but they'd be cheaper. You seem so worried about our spending thought you might appreciate it.

 

Ruthie must have a direct debit going out to United every month.

 

He has shares in them. All about the dividends lol

 

I wonder how he feels about a money club like United bringing through local lads like Lingard and Rashford. It must really **** with his manifesto!

The way we bought the league with the Class of 92 must also have really ****ed him off, especially as he was a Liverpool fan back then!

 

Only money kept them around then ..... But there is others with money now , obviously 600,000,000 million in wages the past 3 seasons wasn't enough to keep you 50 points from the top . Leicester made a fool of you all , like I say ......no one knew Goliath till David came along .

 

I thought it would've gone up since the last time you posted it

 

You're definitely an ex-Dipper!

 

I think the local lads being brought through to the first team is as difficult a subject for him to address as the money spent by Liverpool, Chelsea and City. Daft **** hasn't thought through his manifesto very well.

Do you think he could be Ed Miliband?