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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 25, 2020.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    What site did you use to make that?

    MakeSuperstarsLookLikeCunts.com?
     
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Wasnt it proven, confirmed by the police, that the lad ****ting in his seat was in fact merely taking a piss? Whatever the case, poor bloke, bursting for a ****, not being able to take his eyes off of the majestic, mesmerising and down right enthralling entertainment, not being able to hold it in any longer? What choice did he have?

    Besides, I think taking your cock out and windmilling it in celebration is possibly worse.........although definitely funnier. <laugh>
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    View attachment 160019 [/QUOTE]

    Good to see Messi's got a sense of humour, not many people would go to a fancy dress party as a c*nt.
     
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  4. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Good to see Messi's got a sense of humour, not many people would go to a fancy dress party as a c*nt.[/QUOTE]

    Its photoshopped man <doh>
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Good to see Messi's got a sense of humour, not many people would go to a fancy dress party as a c*nt.[/QUOTE]
    it seems our Makem friends don't know your wit Jim <laugh>
     
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    Its photoshopped man <doh>[/QUOTE]
    <doh>
     
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  7. E.T. Fairfax

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    <doh>[/QUOTE]

    <doh><doh>
     
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  8. mickeybnufc

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    Its photoshopped man <doh>[/QUOTE]
    Doh !!
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't mind him informing the lads he's popping over, I don't mind if they join him. I also don't mind if he runs back to tell them of his adventures.

    However I do mind that his craic is ****.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Charnley when he heats Messi is available...

     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Smug ??
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    small firearms mate.
     
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    If city sign Messi, the rest of the cartel will kick off big time about FFP. It’s worth stocking up on popcorn lads and lasses.
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    Don't think they'll care.. Its not so much about what the other members of the cartel do ita about not losing your place in it
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    they were all for the UEFA sanctions mate.
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    So then they work separately unless a new kid on town comes along
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Messi needs to come to England, if he lasts a season hopefully Stoke can get promoted. An age old question on the mind of every Englishman can be answered, CAN Messi do it on a cold rainy day at Stoke.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Going to city apparently... A deal worth a 450 million.

    I'm sure it's great if you support clubs like city or a club in operating in the higher echelons of the transfer market, but for me this gulf in wealth isn't good for the sport...

    Funnily enough their position is easily understandable given how pleased we were to be potentially joining them as a club with sickening wealth. To them it seems desperate from us, but I firmly believe they've absolutely no concept of how **** football is for the majority of football fans. They'll complain about not winning something for a few years whilst telling nufc fans they're complaining about nothing and should suppirt their club.
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    If it was Newcastle you wouldn't give a ****
     
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