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Messi want to play for Arsenal

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Nov 16, 2015.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately for you, true!...
     
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  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Well, Roy's gotta be getting on a bit now, tbf!...
     
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  3. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    Don't be so ****ing stupid,Roy is in his prime <grr>
     
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  4. The only reason Messi would ever consider moving to Arsenal is because his agent would have told him that only Arsenal would be mug enough to pay his salary.

    Mind you, AFC's grasping skin-flint board would have to put the ticket prices up, which means that the likes of Arsenal(IQ)87 and PIXIE will never get to realise the dream of actually going to see Arsenal play live.
    <ok>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'd play for Arsenal for that wage too. <cheers>


    I probably wouldn't play well but I'd give it a go. I'm at least as good as Falcao.
     
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  6. NSIS

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    Oh good! So am I then!..:biggrin:
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Normally I would say do it, you'd make that back in shirt sales alone. But arsenal dont have enough fans :(
     
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  8. NSIS

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    Nah, these Islington trendies have enough dosh to buy 3-4 shirts each. They'd still have enough left for an a Organic salad too....
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's a done deal then, Messi paid for via Flamini's eco business and Falafel eating Islington darlings <ok>
     
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    You might find that Flamini has other plans for any profits from his business, rather than paying Messi some extortionate wage!...
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Buying Spurs and turning them into a Ballet company ?
     
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  12. NSIS

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    Er...probably not!..
     
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    Buying Spurs and changing their name to the Haringey Hotshits ?
     
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  14. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Where are all those Chelsea posters giving it large about Mad Dog buying Messi, can't find any, have they gone South for the winter?
    I went on the Ci£y board and it was shut - do they open on a Wednesday
     
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  15. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    L
    now don't go upsetting our friends as they are very sensitive about that type of thing !
     
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  16. NSIS

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    Or he could buy Arsenal and change their name to something like, oh, I don't know...how about Woolwich Arsenal?....

    Oh no, wait a minute, that's in South London though....:tongue:
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He's going to use his money with Arenal to buy Lionel Messi. Haven't you been following this thread ???
     
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  18. NSIS

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    Just trying to help with suggestions of different options. Least I could do...
     
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    Messi would like to open contract negotiations with Barcelona, as he'd like a pay rise?
     
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  20. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    It's all bollocks Messi is not coming to Arsenal*




    * I hope I am wrong and that Hiag owns me for being so wrong
     
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